American Horror Story: 1984 (season 9)

Naming the series 1984 conjures up two equally horrifying ideas, George Orwell horrible vision of the future, and the real world’s horrible vision of fashion. It’s not hugely surprising that Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk opt for the latter subject as the perfect target for their blend of humour and horror, taking the tropes of 80’s slasher movies. The result is one of the sillier seasons of American Horror Story, and unfortunately not one of its best.

The series starts in 1984 as a group of young twenty-somethings join up to go to Camp Redwood as counselors for the summer. But the Camp has a history as the scene of a massacre. Unsurprisingly the past comes back and the first five episodes are basically just an over-extended classic slasher movie playing out absolutely all the stereotypes and tropes, just with a 5 hour run time rather than a normal 90 minutes. There are plenty of twists and reveals of additional levels of complexity in the relationships, but I saw most of them coming a long way off and I didn’t find any of it particularly shocking or surprising. I’m also not entirely sure that the different ‘mythologies’ at play were applied consistently.

The final 4 episodes do something a little more interesting, stepping forward in time a couple of times to see more of the fall out, including some interesting cultural ideas about how people who felt completely at home in a time period feel as the world moves further away from that time. However for the most part I still felt this was a bit unremarkable for American Horror Story. It may be doing something that you don’t see in classic 80’s slasher films, but it’s not original for American Horror Story in season 9.

Overall I just felt it was a little ‘phoned in’. The majority of the series just doesn’t seem to do anything original with the ideas, it’s just a straight forward slasher movie that except for the improved filming quality and special/visual effects could have been made in the 80’s. The characters are too caricature, the humour too obvious and the story too simple. On the positive side, you can easily just skip this season of the anthology and come back next season which will hopefully be more interesting.

Oscars: Films of 2019

Thirty eight films are nominated for Oscars this year and I’ve seen 21 of them, covering 70% of the nominations. The big ones that I missed are Parasite (6 nominations), Ford v Ferrari (4) and Bombshell (3); and I suspect not seeing Parasite will mean some of my calls below are off. I have to say it’s a bit of a disappointing year both for films and the quality of the nominations. It feels like the industry has taken a step backwards in diversity in film making and the Academy has taken an even bigger step back in what they chose to recognise. There were opportunities missed to celebrate more diverse people and a greater range of films, there were significant achievements that haven’t been celebrated while slots were taken up with unremarkable entries from traditional names that coast their way to nominations on automatic. I’ll call out some of the alternative options as I go through.

Best Picture

  • Ford v Ferrari, The Irishman, Jojo Rabbit, Joker, Little Women, Marriage Story, 1917, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Parasite
  • My Pick: See my earlier post for more detailed thoughts, but to make a long story short, my pick would be Marriage Story
    Prediction: 1917, and I’m not going to be cross about that.
    What’s Missing: Rocketman was my film of the year and it should not only be nominated but I think I probably would have picked it as my choice to win. I also wanted to see more diversity in the nominations in terms of genres, Avengers Endgame should be there, so should Us, potentially Knives Out and even For Sama which will likely win the documentary prize.

    Best Director

  • Martin Scorsese – The Irishman, Todd Phillips – Joker, Sam Mendes – 1917, Quentin Tarantino – Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Bong Joon-ho – Parasite
  • My pick and prediction: I don’t think anyone other than Sam Mendes need bother writing a speech. 1917 wasn’t just the best direction of the year, it was probably the best direction of the century so far. It was an incredible challenge to keep everything in very long takes that splice together to make 2 seemingly unbroken acts, and yet the ambition of the complexity of the shots was never compromised. It was truly ground breaking.
    What’s missing: Martin Scorses did absolutely nothing outstanding on The Irishman that I can see so his place on this list so that’s one gap that can be filled. Dexter Fletcher did a superb job with Rocketman creating a film that blends intimate character with spectacle. The Safdie brothers’ delivered almost unbearable tension in Uncut Gems, and Greta Gerwig’s direction of Little Women was beautiful and understated. But why nominate a woman when there’s a 70 year old white guy doing the same thing he’s been doing for decades? Yes, I’m pretty cross about The Irishman.

    Best Actor

  • Antonio Banderas – Pain and Glory: the only one I haven’t seen unfortunately
  • Leonardo DiCaprio – Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: this is the one I’m least certain about. It was a good performance, but I’m not sure the material gave him the depth to really be outstanding
  • Adam Driver – Marriage Story: a powerful performance of a proper person, balancing good and bad, anger and restraint, drama and reason.
  • Joaquin Phoenix – Joker: His performance is so intense and claustrophobic, so much buried just below the surface that even thinking about it makes me feel anxious.
  • Jonathan Pryce – The Two Popes: In some ways like Phoenix this is a performance of what is just below the surface and Pryce is just as mesmerizing, but in a more positive way.
  • My pick and prediction: This is a strong list. I think I would probably go with Joaquin Phoenix. 80% of this film is down to him, supported by some good direction and some unsettling music, he is completely responsible for making the film so compelling and so horrible to watch. I can’t think of many other actors who could have played this role, whereas most of the others I think could have been swapped and still worked.
    My prediction: I think Phoenix will win, but I can also see that the Academy might give it to Jonathan Pryce as a bit of a lifetime achievement award.
    Who’s missing: Taryn Egerton for Rocketman should have been on this list and for me he’d be Phoenix’s biggest competition as he also gave a performance that had so many layers to it (and he sang!). Also Eddie Murphy was superb in Dolemite is my Name, and Adam Sandler puts in a very different and impressive performance in Uncut Gems. Also George MacKay for 1917 because while I didn’t think it was necessarily the best performance of the year, when you take into account that there was no editing to get each frame perfect, he did that performance every time while also doing choreography and stunts that left me breathless.

    Best Actress

  • Cynthia Erivo – Harriet, Scarlett Johansson – Marriage Story, Saoirse Ronan – Little Women, Charlize Theron – Bombshell, Renée Zellweger – Judy
  • My pick: I’ve only seen Marriage Story and Little Women and I’m not sure I could pick between the two actresses.
    Prediction: Renée Zellweger will almost certainly win
    Who’s missing: Lupita Nyonga for Us, slightly cheating because she had two roles but she was terrifying. Awkwafina was wonderful in The Farewell, Jessie Buckley for Wild Rose.

    Best Supporting Actor

  • Tom Hanks – A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood: a really weird character played beautifully by Hanks
  • Anthony Hopkins – The Two Popes: I don’t think this was as good a performance as Jonathan Pryce’s, there was just less going on with the character and you basically got what you saw.
  • Al Pacino and Joe Pesci – The Irishman: I couldn’t actually tell you who did what role, I just didn’t think there was any depth to the characters, just stereotype gangsters
  • Brad Pitt – Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: A solid performance but nothing special imho.
  • My pick: Tom Hanks, easily
    My prediction: Brad Pitt seems to be picking up all the awards for some reason.

    Best Supporting Actress

  • Kathy Bates – Richard Jewell: not seen
  • Laura Dern – Marriage Story: I didn’t actually think there was anything particularly outstanding about her performance here, if anything I found her character a bit extreme, detracting from the honesty of the film.
  • Scarlett Johansson – Jojo Rabbit: the successful parts of this film were entirely down to the performances of Johansson and Waititi, the two voices in Jojo’s ears that were in counterpoint to each other, but had the same tone of quirky truthfulness. Johansson was perfect playing an incredibly rich character who loves her son but doesn’t like him sometimes, wants to open his eyes but has to stay secret. Beautifully done.
  • Florence Pugh – Little Women: Through Pugh’s beautiful performance and Gerwig’s wonderful writing Amy somehow rises from pages (and previous performances) that often sideline her as the spoilt child and turns her into a powerful woman of her time. Without losing sight of the fact that she is also occasionally a spoilt child.
  • Margot Robbie – Bombshell: I haven’t seen this film, but Margot Robbie is fairly universally wonderful.
  • My pick: I would like either Johansson or Pugh, but I think Johansson edges it because much of Pugh’s wonderfulness comes from Gerwig’s interpretation of the character.
    Prediction: Laura Dern seems to have it in the bag for reasons that completely escape me.

    Best Original Screenplay

  • Knives Out – Rian Johnson: I’m very happy to see this nomination as I think it would be easy to overlook how hard it is to write such a satisfying murder mystery, pacing out the twists and turns.
  • Marriage Story – Noah Baumbach: A film where the writing is absolutely everything, delivered by very good actors, but fundamentally everything was on the page.
  • 1917 – Sam Mendes and Krysty Wilson-Cairns: While the film was incredible, the story and dialogue was ‘just’ there in service of the direction I think. If the film hadn’t been shot in such a dramatic style I don’t think it would be nominated here.
  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood – Quentin Tarantino: In many ways this is the least Tarantino film of his and I’m not sure it necessarily did him any favours. The writing is fine, but not outstanding.
  • Parasite – Bong Joon-ho and Han Jin-won: Haven’t seen
  • My Pick and prediction: Marriage Story easily.
    What’s missing: I think if the Academy were as open minded as they should be they’d be forced to recognize the writing achievement of Avengers Endgame, blending so many characters, complex story threads, humour and action together. I don’t understand how that is less of an achievement than the writing of a drama with just a handful of characters and a simple story.

    Best Adapted Screenplay

  • The Irishman – Steven Zaillian, Jojo Rabbit – Taika Waititi, Joker – Todd Phillips and Scott Silver, Little Women, The Two Popes – Anthony McCarten
  • My pick and prediction Hands down this should be Greta Gerwig. She took a story that had been adapted dozens of times before and found new layers to it without losing any of the original. By the way, she’s partners with Noah Baumbach so wouldn’t that make a lovely pair of bookends for them.

    Best Animated Feature Film

  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World: I was very sad about how they chose to end the series, but I can’t fault the way that the story was delivered.
  • I Lost My Body: A french animation (although I watched the dubbed version) about an amputated hand that is trying to find its way back to its body. It shouldn’t work, and yet it really does. The way simple 2d animation is used to make a hand such a powerful character is impressive.
  • Klaus: This film was easily missed on Netflix but was actually a really entertaining, original and beautiful new addition to any Christmas watch list.
  • Missing Link: I was underwelmed I’m afraid, just completely lacking in originality.
  • Toy Story 4: As with How to Train Your Dragon, I was sad about how they ended the film, but thoroughly enjoyed it all the way up to that point.
  • My pick: Klaus. Original, fun, moving and beautiful in look and content.
    My prediction: Toy Story 4
    Missing: I’m not devastated by the absence of Frozen 2, but Shaun the Sheep Farmageddon should have been there and potentially even won it.

    Best International Feature Film

  • Corpus Christi (Poland), Honeyland (North Macedonia), Les Misérables (France), Pain and Glory (Spain), Parasite (South Korea)
  • Prediction: I’m ashamed to say that I haven’t seen any of these, but I think it will be a miracle if anything other than Parasite wins.

    Best Documentary Feature

  • American Factory: Really interesting and well put together. It did everything a documentary should – it informed, it intrigued and it made me care.
  • The Cave: Not seen
  • The Edge of Democracy: I knew nothing about Brazilian politics but because the film is told exclusively from one point of view it didn’t work for me as an introduction to the subject as I don’t quite trust what I was shown.
  • For Sama: Stunning. While it’s as biased as The Edge of Democracy, this documentary isn’t trying to explain the why’s of a situation, it’s trying to show what it’s like to live through it and it does that spectacularly.
  • Honeyland: Not seen.
  • My pick and prediction: For Sama. An incredible and important piece of film making
    Missing: while it’s not as hard hitting a subject, the Fyre documentary was hugely entertaining and an excellent case study of business psychology.

    Best Original Score

  • Joker – Hildur Guðnadóttir, Little Women – Alexandre Desplat, Marriage Story – Randy Newman, 1917 – Thomas Newman, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker – John Williams
  • My pick and prediction: I have to say, of the 4 films I’ve seen the only one I remember the music in is Joker and that wasn’t because it was a memorable tune, but just because it contributed so much to the oppressive mood of the film. Of course John Williams can also do no wrong and I’m sure his latest Star Wars soundtrack continued to build interestingly on his foundations, so I wouldn’t be sad to see him win (interestingly it would only be his 6th Oscar from FIFTY TWO nominations.)

    Best Original Song

    “I Can’t Let You Throw Yourself Away” from Toy Story 4 – Music and Lyrics by Randy Newman: What a weird song, in the context of the film it’s cute but the lyrics themselves could be interpreted very differently and I’m not sure that the jaunty music quite matches the subject.
    “(I’m Gonna) Love Me Again” from Rocketman: compared to the rest of Elton and Taupin’s back catalog that’s in the film, this one didn’t stand out, but that’s pretty tough competition.
    “I’m Standing with You” from Breakthrough – Music and Lyrics by Diane Warren: meh.
    “Into the Unknown” from Frozen 2: I didn’t like it as much as Let it Go, but it was a great belter of a song. I feel very sorry for all the parents who have to listen to kids try to sing it without decades of Broadway experience.
    Stand Up” from Harriet – Music and Lyrics by Joshuah Brian Campbell and Cynthia Erivo: A powerful song that really stays with you AND works for the film.
    My pick and prediction: Stand Up. This will also make Cynthia Erivo the youngest ever EGOT. Missing though is No Place Like Home for Wild Rose, anyone who saw Jessie Buckley perform it at the BAFTAs will be bemused that it’s not nominated.

    Best Sound Editing: Ford v Ferrari, Joker, 1917, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
    Best Sound Mixing: Ad Astra, Ford v Ferrari, Joker, 1917, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
    Meh, who knows. Star Wars for Editing and 1917 for mixing?

    Best Production Design

  • The Irishman: Dreary and unremarkable, looks like absolutely every single gangster film ever made.
  • Jojo Rabbit: In contrast, Jojo Rabbit did something original, making Nazi Germany full of light and colour
  • 1917: so much detail bringing all the locations to life.
  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: The period details were beautifully recreated and shot
  • Parasite: Haven’t seen
  • My pick and prediction: 1917
    Missing: I would have LOVED to see Pokemon Detective Pikachu in here!

    Best Cinematography

  • The Irishman, Joker, The Lighthouse, 1917, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
  • Pick and prediction: 1917 by a landslide. Roger Deakins’ work is usually something special and even if 1917 had been shot in a normal way he would still likely have been on this list, but to produce that within the constraints of the single takes was just on another level.

    Best Makeup and Hairstyling

  • Bombshell, Joker, Judy, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, 1917
  • Two films that are changing people faces to resemble someone else, two films making people look scary and one film making people look dirty (and possibly injured, I’m not sure if that counts as makeup). I never quite understand how the sci-fi films that are doing such amazing prosthetics and alien looks never make it into this category. I’m not sure how you compare any of them.
    My prediction: Joker as the makeup is so obvious and so part of the character as his clown mask changes throughout the film.

    Best Costume Design

  • The Irishman, Jojo Rabbit, Joker, Little Women, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
  • All of these films are in some way recreating periods, so it doesn’t feel like they’re on the same level of creativity as films like Star Wars, Avengers, even Us. That said, period piece Downton Abbey should have been there instead of The Irishman.
    My pick: Jojo Rabbit at least was at least taking the period pieces and building from them. Although I also wouldn’t mind Little Women because they were having to be a little bit more creative in how people from that period with limited funds would work, adapting and re-purposing hand me downs etc.

    Best Film Editing

  • Ford v Ferrari, The Irishman, Jojo Rabbit, Joker, Parasite
  • My pick and prediction: Joker, the editing contributed so much to the horrible sense of dread. The irony of the The Irishman being nominated here is insane, it was over 3 hours long and STILL didn’t find any time for character depth or any female characters.

    Best Visual Effects

  • Avengers: Endgame, The Irishman, The Lion King, 1917, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
  • My pick: Avengers of Star Wars – I just want to see the mainstream action/scifi genres get SOME love somewhere. These films show the biggest range of effects. Irishman is just a single trick of de-aging actors (which it admittedly did very well) and Lion King is ‘just’ CGI animation.
    My prediction: 1917, which wasn’t bad.

    Oscars: Best Films of 2019

    Nine nominees for Best film this year and I’ve managed to see 7 of them. Parasite is only released on Friday and I don’t think I’m going to have a chance to see before the awards on Sunday. It’s frustrating that a film with so much buzz around it is so slow to come to UK cinemas, particularly given that it actually won a couple of BAFTAs last weekend – how a film can be eligible for awards when it isn’t even out in the country is beyond me. The other is Ford v Ferrari (or Le Mans ’66 as it was known in the UK) which I sort of wanted to see but just didn’t get around to, I probably would have made more of an effort if I had known it was going to be an Oscar nominee but it never seemed to have that level of buzz about it.

    On some levels it’s an interesting range of films, big spectacle (1917, Ford V Ferrari), intimate drama (Marriage Story), period drama (Little Women), something foreign (Parasite), something controversial (Joker) something undefinable (Jojo Rabbit), and a couple by big names just doing their thing (Martin Scorsese’s Irishman and Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood).
    However, those entries are only ‘diverse’ if you’re considering films that are considered dramas. The point of expanding the nominees list was supposed to open it up for a broader range of films but it feels like it’s failed this year. Even just comparing to last year, mainstream films Bohemian Rhapsody and A Star is Born, and superhero film Black Panther were nominated while this year’s similar and superior offerings of Rocketman and Avengers Endgame were completely ignored. Was Black Panther nominated because it was a good film (which it really really was) or because it shocked the Hollywood elite by showing a mainstream film made and starring black people could be a success. Because in 2018 that was apparently something that needed to be proved. I believe Black Panther earned a nomination because it was a really great film, but nominating a ‘token’ superhero film one year is no better than nominating a ‘token’ black actor or female director (I’ll rant more about that in my next post) just to shut up critics and then reverting to blinkers the following year. I think Rocketman with it’s perfect blend of fascinating story, insightful writing, stunning acting and beautiful direction not only should have been nominated, but that it should possibly have won.

    So looking at the actual nominees, of the 7 films that I’ve seen, the two I don’t feel belong on this list are the two by the Names. I thought The Irishman was actively bad – completely lacking in any depth of character or plot, unforgivable given the length). Once Upon A Time in Hollywood wasn’t as complete a write off, but it was still a jumbled collection of good ideas for very different films that Tarantino just meandered between. Neither director has any self-control with editing or run times and both films committed the terminal sin of long periods where I was bored. The third film I really struggle with on this list is Jojo Rabbit which I didn’t feel delivered the tone it needed to, which makes me sad rather than angry, and I’m willing to concede that I may be wrong in my feelings on it and was just expecting something different given the trailer.

    That leaves four films for me to chose between and while they are all incredibly good films, I think the one that is the best package is Marriage Story. It manages to blend all the big elements of film making – writing, acting, directing together to produce an intimate film that’s beautiful and brutal. The other three films are all superb, but each excels in one area of film making maybe over and above the others – Joker has a stunning performance at its heart, Little Women is a truly wonderful adapted screenplay making a classic completely relevant without losing the heart of the original, and 1917 is one of the most impressive directorial achievements in decades, but lacks a little on the story front. Marriage Story was the only film that I was absolutely gripped by the whole time, even though I watched it at home via Netflix; all the other films at some point I dropped out of the immersion to think about the film making itself.

    My full reviews are below. I’ll post my full list of picks for the awards at the weekend.
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    Films in January 2020

    Welcome to January. In the world of film that usually means a flood of very worthy films that are vying for awards. This year it seems it’s more a race of weirdness and also for me, rummaging around Netflix where there are some really interesting documentaries hiding.

    New Releases
    1917
    This is an incredible cinematic achievement. The film is made up of a series of incredibly long takes (apparently up to 10 mins long each) and is blended together so that it seems like just two continuous shots. We follow a mission given to two young (but jaded) soldiers charged with a terrifying but critical mission to deliver a message. The shooting style isn’t just a gimmick it’s a tool to make the audience completely part of the experience, and the intensity of it is all part of the film. What surprised me was that it didn’t feel like the film makers really made many concessions to the style, the film still has massive action sequences, complex camera moves, complicated lighting and moments of intense acting. The beauty and the scale took my breath away on multiple occasions and with so many “tricks of the trade” not available it made even the simplest of shots so much more impressive.
    I will say, that without this incredible way of filming, I don’t think the film would have been anywhere near as remarkable, in fact I think the film making did limit some aspects. The concept is of course strong, and any film that presents the reality of war has something worth listening to, but I think overall there was probably not enough depth to characters or situations. The filming style would have made it very hard to get this depth, the actors did an impressive job in what must have been incredibly challenging circumstances, but I did find a couple of the characters a little too closed off, a avoiding the depth of emotion that it would be hard to reach in the middle of a ten minute take, and impossible to edit for. Ordinarily there would be dozens of options for every single second, but here I’m sure there were brilliant moments of performance that had to be thrown away because of a miss-firing effect or stumble of a cameraman. That the output is so good even with those constraints is incredible, but it does make the focus of the film that style rather than the other components. I’m not complaining, it’s made something unusual and still an incredibly good piece of cinema.

    The Personal History of David Copperfield
    I did not get on with this film. Other reviewers have described it as delightful and hilarious, but although I was desperate for some quirky fun, I just couldn’t get into it. Although I’m not familiar with David Copperfield, I’m usually a big fan of Armando Iannucci’s humour, either through outright satire in The Thick of It, or jaw dropping insanity in The Death of Stalin, but here I found it was neither whimsical enough nor biting enough. It just felt a bit jumbled, scenes being shared by people who are playing up the dry wit and drama alongside those playing pantomime caricatures. Dev Patel is to be commended for managing to deliver every aspect of the film with charm and energy, and I was happy to see a bright and colourful Dickensian world for a change, but I found the rest of it a little insufferable I’m afraid.

    Jojo Rabbit
    Another film I’d been looking forward to and ended up disappointed. The concept and tone of the trailer were intriguing – a young boy growing up in Nazi Germany, with Hitler as an imaginary friend. But the quirky comedy of the trailer was too thinly striped through the main film, with much of it having a more thoughtful and serious tone before suddenly remembering it was also supposed to be satirical and funny. It’s an odd thing to say, but it actually needed more Hitler as he was the comedy relief who really nailed the satire of the piece; Sam Rockwell also did an admirable job here and could have been on screen more. It had great ideas, solid cast, nice design (just as in David Copperfield I liked the brightness of it, rather than the cliche dreary colour scheme), and some really great scenes, but it was fighting itself and just didn’t quite come together.

    A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
    The name Fred Rogers won’t mean much to UK audiences, but to Americans he’s an absolute institution that many of them will have watched on tv as young children. For me, I may not have that sort of connection to the subject of the film, but I do have the same fondness for Tom Hanks who is playing him, so I was really looking forward to this film. To build on that the film also starred Matthew Rhys who I’ve loved since Brothers and Sisters and recently excelled in The Americans. The film itself is a bit odd, Mr Rogers is a slightly other-worldly character, and the film plays that up with some surreal sections and even breaking the fourth wall. But offsetting that Rhys’ character is based firmly in a quite difficult reality. Both leads are excellent and somehow manage to connect the different tones elegantly. It did miss a few opportunities to delve deeper into understanding Mr Rogers the person vs Mr Rogers the character, but I went in wanting something engaging and comforting and it completely delivered.

    Edge of Democracy
    An Oscar nominated documentary that I would never have watched if it hadn’t been nominated (and available on Netflix). On the very positive side I have learnt some stuff about Brazilian politics, but it is the kind of learning that I then feel I need to double check. The documentary maker has a very personal connection to the story which she is open about, but immediately made me nervous about the fairness of her documentary as an educational piece. I was also frustrated with the tone and style which was a little simpering and arty for me, verging on poetry when I just wanted facts and simplicity. Unfortunately it felt like an effort to get through to the end and although it gave me an introduction to an incredibly messed up political situation that the world should probably be more engaged in, I didn’t feel confident that I’d fully understood, or been shown, the whole story.

    The American Factory
    I thought this was an absolutely fascinating documentary. It has incredible access to a closed down car factory in Ohio that is re-opened by a Chinese company, highlighting the completely different ways of working that the two countries have with management styles, work culture, safety, pay, and work/life balance. A lot of people share their points of view through interviews, voice over and being filmed at work and home. It is fascinating to see how, although the workers are all keen to work and learn together to make this business work, they are literally and figuratively speaking completely different languages. It’s only really “let down” by the senior management who do come across rather pantomime, not actually trying to adapt and respect the different cultures to truly merge them together and therefore driving everyone towards confrontation. It’s particularly interesting to watch being neither American, nor Chinese and therefore not coming from an assumed position with the other side is “foreign”. The film makers (led by two Americans, but supported by Chinese film-makers) keep a refreshing tone of respect and open-mindedness. Although I do think it comes across a bit western biased, I think it is actually more that it’s biased against the management layer, most of whom are Chinese. This documentary has really stayed with me and I highly recommend it.

    Klaus
    What a shame I didn’t watch this at Christmas! I’d dismissed it as a cheap kid’s animation to cash in on Christmas and only bothered to add it to my watchlist when it was nominated for an Oscar. The opening scenes didn’t grab me, introducing a spoiled and lazy heir to a postal service, whose father gives him one last chance and sends him to the far North as postman to an island occupied by two clans in perpetual conflict. Once we reach the island, the film really starts to shine. It’s clearly a fairy tale, but in the best tradition it has plenty of darkness running through it. The script has a perfect amount of bite to offset the soft centre, so it never becomes too sickly. It reminded me a lot of The Nightmare Before Christmas, but it’s got a style all to itself. It was thoroughly entertaining to watch, beautiful to look at and a perfect addition to the regular Christmas catalog.

    Hail Satan
    I’m on a run of watching documentary films at the moment, and this falls rather on the innocuous end of the spectrum. I did feel that I learnt some stuff, but at the same time didn’t really feel transformed. Most of the film is spent following the leaders of a growing community of Satanist churches and completely focused on the political aspects of their movement challenging the perception that America is (or should be) a Christian country. The documentary is completely focused on this aspect of Satanism and the people featured come across as thoughtful, open minded and considerate. It’s all told from their point of view, with a couple of short sections on the history of Satanism. The people on the other side of their campaigns aren’t entirely voiceless as there are clips from the news and counter-protests, but these are clearly selected for contrast. I got the distinct feeling there was a bit more going on out in the wider network of churches (as is alluded to briefly) but frustratingly that’s not really explored. Still, it’s an entertaining documentary and gives voice to a group of people that you may not have encountered so it’s definitely worth a watch.

    Hellboy
    Good grief, what a mess. The original Hellboy films were also a mess, but at least they were a fun mess. This one is just a muddle. It felt like they couldn’t decide whether they were going to go for a fun 12A film, or a Deadpool-esque 18 rated grown up film. So they’ve ended up with something that’s too dark and bitter to be a fun action film; but doesn’t have enough bite and anger to really feel like it’s grown up. The plot makes no sense (not that the original did either) and the actors felt a little televisual, not really throwing themselves into it with the energy it needed. What a waste.

    Rocketman
    One of the cleverest tricks Lee Hall the writer has done is to frame the biography as Elton’s own telling of his story. This is a bit of a get out of jail free card for any over-simplification of people or events or any overly “on the nose” dialogue; that’s just how he remembers it and presents it. Elton John doesn’t come across as a saint by any means, but it is still a one sided story with most of the supporting characters coming across as rather one-dimensional (particularly the ‘villains’ of the piece). But while that frustrated me hugely with Bohemian Rhapsody (lesson – managers are all terrible), it was absolutely fine here because it was all framed as Elton’s point of view. The only other rich character was the lyricist Bernie Taupin, who I didn’t know anything about and was played with beautiful understatement by Jamie Bell. Their relationship was just another of the points of joy of the film.
    None of this would have worked without the breath-taking performance of Taron Egerton. He sings, he dances, he struts, he melts down and he does that thing that I just can’t even fathom – plays a character who’s playing a character, continually trying to present a different persona to the world and losing track of who is real.
    The word that I keep thinking of is ‘joy’. That may be a bit odd, because there’s a lot of heartbreak and darkness in Elton’s life and this film doesn’t shy away from that. But there’s a thread of joy running through it that never gets lost – Elton and Bernie love music, love creating it together and love the performance; and the audiences (both within the film and watching the film) love their music. I dare anyone to think of Crocodile Rock, or Pinball Wizard or Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting and not grin.

    Films I Saw in 2019

    By the numbers
    I saw 201 films in 2019, that’s pleasingly over 200 and a long way up on last year’s 167, but frustratingly slightly short of my record of 206 films in 2016. Of those, 127 were films that were new to me, so that’s nearly 2/3 new and 1/3 comfort repeat viewings which is a pretty healthy ratio I think.

    I only saw 23 films at the cinema this year (11%), a long way down from 39 (22%) last year. I just don’t think there were as many films that I felt like going out for, less big blockbusters and spectaculars that felt like they had to be seen on the big screen. The number of films on both Netflix and Amazon were higher (59/29% and 55/27% respectively). Netflix in particular had some very good and varied original releases, although I’m not sure there were any that I would have gone to the cinema to see. I had a fair number of film days at home (frequently accompanied by either lego or a jigsaw, my stress reliefs of choice). Those were often days of comfort films that I know are good, or a little more risk taking with films renowned as classics (rightly or wrongly) or complete left-field choices when I get bored surfing too far in Netflix/Amazon lists.

    43 of the films I watched were released this year, 21% of all watches, and another 32 from last year to make 37% of all my viewing new-ish films (I go by UK release date, so some of the 2019 releases would have been 2018 films in the US). That’s substantially less in both number and percentage than last year, even though many more new releases are available through streaming services. It just didn’t feel there were as many films to get excited about. I wasn’t going out of my way to catch up on classics, so I’m ok with the fact that only 28% of the films were more than ten years old.

    Top films of 2019
    The more I look at the list of 2019 films, the less enthusiastic I am about the year for film overall, there were far fewer films that I wanted to see enough to go to the cinema for and the one’s that I did see, or catch up on via streaming services were mostly either ‘fine’, or had bits of greatness undermined by flaws. I’ve broadly labelled 15 as good (35%), 5 as bad (12%) and the rest somewhere in the middle. For comparison, last year 39% of the films I watched were ‘good’, but the same percentage (12%) were bad. So it’s just that films this year were slightly more likely to be ‘ok’ rather than great. However I’ve managed to pull together a top 10 I’m happy with, even if anything much more than 10 would have been a challenge.

    1) Avengers: Endgame – For me, the film of the year, the one that I had been counting down to with equal parts excitement and dread, and I was hugely relieved that after 21 films, Marvel and the Russo Brothers completely stuck the landing with a blockbuster experience of epic proportions, grounded by beautiful characters and heartbreaking emotions. Whatever the nit-picky flaws, this film and the Marvel Cinematic Universe as a whole is a truly stunning cinematic achievement.

    2) Rocketman – From a purer point of view, for me the best film of the year was Rocketman. After the entertaining mess of Bohemian Rhapsody last year, I had low expectations of the Elton John biopic and I was completely overwhelmed by this beautiful film. It felt like a true and open account of the life of a human being – with all the joy and heartache, complexity and simplicity that is true of any individual’s life. The use of his music is perfectly integrated to make it a true musical film, and Taron Egerton is for me, the standout performance of the year.

    3) Marriage Story – The story of a family struggling through divorce may not appeal when you’re skimming the endless options on Netflix, but it’s an absolute masterclass of writing and acting, both with an intense truthfulness that is really remarkable. It’s a film that hits hard and then really stays with you.

    4) The Favourite – After careful checking I can include this as it was released on 1st January 2019 in the UK. On paper it probably shouldn’t work, it’s all over the place in tone, but it somehow it all comes together in a weird and wonderful way. The three leads are all fantastic, riding the waves of different tones with grace and power.

    5) Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon – charming, funny, beautiful and creative, another masterclass from Aardman that works across all the generations and is a particular treat for sci-fi fans. It was pure joy, in a year when many of the most anticipated animations chose to push very different emotions.

    6) Downton Abbey – took a TV staple to the big screen without getting carried away and trying to do anything too drastically different; so it was just as charming, easy going, and daft, and as much fun in a cinema with a big crowd as it was on a Sunday night on the sofa.

    7) Little Women (2019) – Greta Gerwig took my favourite book and did something faithful, creative, current and loving with it. Personally I wasn’t completely sold on the inter-weaving timelines, but I really respected the care that it was done with and the additional layers it added.

    8) Pokemon Detective Pikachu – a chaotic blend of classic noir detective with a bonkers universe of magic critters that shouldn’t work but really really does, even if you can’t tell your Charizard from your Psyduck (and yes, even after seeing the film twice now, I still had to look those names up).

    9) Joker – I put off watching this for a long time and eventually gave into the hype and was still surprised and impressed by it. Regardless of controversy, or how it fits in with the DC universe it is still a fascinating film with an incredible performance from Joaquin Phoenix.

    10) The Two Popes – A surprisingly engrossing film just full of conversations between two old men, who just happen to be the current and future pope and played by two acting legends. I was completely gripped in a way that some of the most adrenaline fueled action films haven’t managed. This is exactly the kind of thing I never imagined Netflix producing.

    Worst film of the year, or maybe just my most controversial opinion of the year, was The Irishman, over-indulgent and boring, edit 90 minutes out and it would have made it up into middling, but even if it were 2 hours it would still have been boring, at 3.5 hrs it was interminable (and even at that length there still wasn’t apparently space for a meaningful female character). The other really bad films of the year are probably ones that no one will have heard of anyway – Unicorn Store (presented as a charming story of a young woman who loves unicorns, comes across as a woman with mental health problems who’s not getting the support she needs), Velvet Buzzsaw (all over the place) and Vox Lux (nice idea very badly done).

    Animation – 25 films (12%), including 10 Disney films

    • Best of 2019 – Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon, a true masterclass in how to convey humour and emotion through wordless Plasticine.
    • Best of recent years – the brilliantly original Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (even if some of the animation made me feel a little motion sick).
    • Classic – slightly pointedly I’m going to pick the original animated The Lion King, I watched this instead of going to the cinema for the new one and didn’t see any need to bother going out. For non-Disney The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! or Coraline
    • To be avoided – Loving Vincent, maybe don’t avoid it completely and just watch 5 minutes, because the animation is INCREDIBLE, each frame literally an oil painting. BUT it doesn’t turn into a film, the voices are completely dissociated and I actually physically couldn’t watch and listen at the same time. Also Missing Link unfortunately which I found flat, simplistic and incredibly unremarkable which was hugely disappointing from the usually wonderful Laika studios.

    A trend that I’ve spotted in children’s animations stopped me completely loving two of the big animated releases of the year – Toy Story 4 and How to Train Your Dragon 3: The Hidden World (and Frozen 2 skirts near the issue too). Trying to be vague on spoilers, they end their franchises on a decisive goodbye that left me heartbroken. It wasn’t that the outcomes were ‘wrong’ for the stories that had been told, it’s just that it didn’t seem like the writers had to take the stories in that direction and could have given the audience a “and they all continued to have adventures and lived happily ever after” ending. I don’t watch kids’ films for gritty realism, I don’t want to leave the cinema in floods of tears that mean I can’t re-watch the earlier films without knowing the sadness is coming.

    Documentaries – 7 films (3.5%)

    • Best of 2019- Fyre is on the entertaining end of the documentary style, but beneath the insane personalities there is some fascinating business psychology that really spoke to me as a project manager.
    • Best of recent years – a tie of two from 2018 Free Solo and McQueen are both fascinating character studies, both incredibly tense and affecting although for different reasons.
    • Classic – Catfish has some questionable legitimacy but a surprisingly touching conclusion and is undeniably important.
    • To be avoided – I wouldn’t say avoid it necessarily, but approach The Great Hack with caution as I found it kept sidestepping the really interesting points to tell a sensational version of the story.

    SF / Fantasy / Horror – 28 films (14%)

    • Best of 2019 – Pokemon Detective Pikachu, or if you want a purer SF, I Am Mother. It felt like there was a bit of a gap in the big releases here, although I should highlight that I haven’t seen Star Wars. Maybe the studios were avoiding clashing with Avengers and maybe even Game of Thrones on TV.
    • Best of recent years – Snowpiercer which did classic SF concepts very well.
    • Classic – Close Encounters of the Third Kind – 40 years on and this film still feels incredibly vibrant and relevant.
    • To be avoided – The Mummy – a truly rubbish plot and Tom Cruise at his most irritating. Also The Wandering Earth (Liu lang di qiu) and Geostorm which were both messes.

    Superheroes – 28 films (14%)

    • Best of 2019 – Avengers: Endgame – duh
    • Best of recent years – as I’ve already called out Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse in the animation category, I’ll go with X-Men: Days of Future Past just to call out something that isn’t in the MCU.
    • Classic – Iron Man where it all started in 2008 (which is pretty classic as this genre goes), it was a great film then, and as the foundation of an empire, it still holds up really well. I watched all 21 of the MCU films in order and went on about it at length and ranked them from best to worst if you want to see where they all rank.
    • To be avoided – Justice League was a disastrous mess of a film and Ghost Rider wins the award for worst film that I saw in 2019.

    Comedies – 38 films (19%) that I think were predominantly meant to be funny

    • Best of 2019 – The Favourite. I know many people wouldn’t consider it a comedy, but in the end I classed it as a comedy because I remember laughing out loud more than in any other film, despite there also being some heartbreaking moments and a lot of intense drama.
    • Best of recent years – Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle – this had no right to be anywhere near as funny or as engaging as it was, managing to do three difficult genres really well – high school, body swap AND video games
    • Classic – Life of Brian which I hadn’t seen in years, but still manages to be hilarious and surprisingly cutting
    • To be avoided – Cafe Society was Woody Allen at his noodling worst and The World’s End was a very disappointing end to the otherwise brilliant Cornetto Trilogy.

    Musicals – 7 films (3.5%)

    • Best of 2019 – Rocketman, the songs are completely, and beautifully integrated with the narrative making it a true musical, rather than just a film with music in it.
    • Best of recent years – Mary Poppins Returns can be loved just as much as the original. Phew.
    • Classic – The Muppet Christmas Carol of course. With an honourable mention to Dreamgirls because Muppets is basically going to monopolise this category forever.
    • To be avoided – this may be controversial but I couldn’t stand Guys and Dolls – it was too long and lacked enough substance. Also I’d exercise caution with Richard Curtis’ love letter to The Beatles, Yesterday, it left me really uncertain whether it was a lovely feel good film, or contrived, confused and sexist.

    Films not in the English Language – 8 films (4%)

    • Best of 2019 – Den skyldige (The Guilty) a very tightly put together thriller. (I know most people would put The Farewell but I was spoiled by the hype and ended up disappointing that it wasn’t as funny or as emotional as I’d expected.
    • Best of the rest – to be honest, nothing that I would bother calling out. Normally the foreign language films are self selecting as really good because otherwise we’d never hear of them, but this year has been disappointing, even with only a very small number.

    [This is where I run out of well defined genres and broadly split the ‘rest’ of the films into either “films that are supposed to be entertaining” or “films that are supposed to be dramatic”. Which is a pretty fuzzy distinction, but it’s the best I’ve got at this point.]

    Entertaining films – 26 films (12%) – action, romances, murder mysteries and the like

    • Best of 2019 – Downton Abbey by an easy margin and Knives Out as a runner up.
    • Best of recent years – as it’s such a broad category I’ll pick four very different films: Paddington 2 is just plain lovely and is only in this group because there weren’t enough films to make up a non-animated kids category. This is Where I Leave You is a lovely family comedy/drama. American Animals is an entertaining heist film that comes close to doing something special, and Atomic Blonde is an absolutely stunning action thriller.
    • Classic – And four more picks here, although none of them are what I’d really think of as old – Up in the Air because the trio at the heart are wonderful, US Marshals because Tommy Lee Jones is great and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Layer Cake because they are both still slick.
    • To be avoided – How to Talk to Girls at Parties was just too weird and muddled for me, maybe I was missing something. Murder by Numbers badly written, badly directed, even badly blue-screened; even Sandra Bullock and Ryan Gosling couldn’t save it.

    Dramas – 41 films (20%), sorry this really is basically “and the rest”

    • Best of 2019 – Marriage Story – heart-achingly real and truthful about awful situations
    • Best of recent years – Tully – a beautiful film, stunningly well observed and delicately written and directed. Charlize Theron is astonishing, particularly given her incredibly different and no less stunning performance in the previously mentioned Atomic Blonde.
    • Classic – Tinker Tailor Sodier Spy – perfectly judged to be complex and twisty but not completely overwhelming
    • To be avoided – The Squid and the Whale – a noodle-y storyline that didn’t go anywhere and took forever to get there

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    Books I read in 2019

    The Numbers:

    • 46 books in total – rather disappointing, down on last year’s 60. I did lose a lot of reading in the first few months of the year because I was driving to work rather than getting the tube. It did pick up later once I was back on public transport for a couple of hours most work days, but there were chunks of time with uninspiring books and zoning out to phone games instead. Only 3 books were re-reads though, and even those were classics I read at school so needed to give fresh eyes to.
    • 10 books I’d consider outstanding, 17 good, 13 middling and 6 poor – rather too many in the lower groups there.
    • 14,972 pages – 41 pages per day on average, which is a respectable number
    • 6 non-fiction / 40 fiction – disappointingly low numbers of non-fiction, particularly because a lot of them weren’t very good.
    • 24 read on kindle – this high number was mostly because I bought a kindle which came with 3 months of free Kindle Unlimited and I powered through a couple of series on there. As a whole, I don’t think it’s worth the £7.99 a month, compared to just using a normal library for free (although I only got 5 books from the library this year). But if you can get it at a discount then there are a few interesting new authors in there.
    • 35 authors, 21 of them new to me – I’m quite pleased that 60% of the authors I read were new to me. Most of the authors were single books but I read 3 Meg Elison books and 8 Mark Hayden’s
    • 19 male authors / 16 female – 46% female is still not good enough.
    • 23 British authors / 9 American / 1 each French, Canadian, Australian – very little diversity here and only 1 novel not originally written in English
    • 13 new books (29%) – I’m counting that as either this year or last year, surprisingly high, and 72% of my reading was published in this decade.

    Non-fiction – 6 books (13% of all books)
    A disappointingly low number and a limited spread of subjects covering science, history, and literature. Sadly the quality is quite well distributed – two each really good, middling, and poor; I’d much prefer a more top heavy distribution. Storm in a Teacup: The Physics of Everyday Life by Helen Czerski and Bookworm: A Memoir of Childhood Reading by Lucy Mangan both hit the sweet spot of being informative, fun and inspiring some passion for their respective subjects. The Peculiar Case of the Electric Constable: A True Tale of Passion, Poison and Pursuit by Carol Baxter and Two Girls, One on Each Knee (about crosswords) by Alan Connor didn’t quite manage the same peaks, but got the job done. But A More Perfect Heaven: How Copernicus Revolutionised the Cosmos by Dava Sobel got too creative with the facts for my taste and Significant Figures: Lives and Works of Trailblazing Mathematicians by Ian Stewart was so boring it the only book I actually gave up on this year.

    Classics – 10 books (25% of the fiction)
    Every year I try to chip away at the various books that people say you ‘should’ read, and this year I picked up 10 ‘classics’ – 2 from the 1970’s, 1 from the 1930’s, 3 from 1900’s and 4 from the 19th century. Not bad. My only re-reads of the year were 3 classic SF that I read voraciously at school, Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke and H.G. Wells’ The War of the Worlds are still both incredibly readable and evocative books, unfortunately I found Jules Verne’s Journey to the Centre of the Earth a bit more problematic. I’ve actually never read any Steven King so rectified that by reading The Shining which had great ideas and characters, but really dragged.

    I also read four books that I probably should have read as a kid, but fell through the gaps. I quite enjoyed Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery and Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson and think I would have enjoyed them as a kid. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz L. Frank Baum was alright, but disappointingly lacking in wonder and I didn’t get on with Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll at all. The final classic was A Room with a View by E.M. Forster which I’ve completely forgotten about. Oh and Peril at End House another superb work from Agatha Christie.

    Best new-ish books – 8 books (20% of the fiction)
    My favourite book of the year comes from the unlikely name of Tom Hanks, his collection of short stories
    Uncommon Type was exactly what I needed to read. They are clearly personal to him, and generally just lovely. There’s nothing shocking and his writing style is un-fussy and oozing with his voice. They made me feel warm and comfortable and were a perfect anti-dote to the outside world.

    Meg Elison’s The Road to Nowhere trilogy (The Book of the Unnamed Midwife, The Book of Etta and The Book of Flora) is a flawed but fascinating series. The world that she has created is brutally believable and forms a strong foundation to explore themes and subjects that are incredibly relevant today. The writing itself lets the ideas down occasionally, but even though I was at times frustrated, I found it hard to put any of the books down and charged through each in just a couple of days each.

    Some of my favourite authors put out new works that absolutely did not disappoint. Swordheart was another wonderful adventure from T Kingfisher, Naomi Novik’s Spinning Silver weaved a complex collection of threads together and although it was sadly only novella length. Philip Gwynne Jones had another very satisfying crime thriller set in Venice (The Venetian Masquerade) and Ben Aaronovitch took his Rivers of London series to Germany for The October Man and didn’t lose any of the magic.

    Disposable fun – 10 books (25% of the fiction)
    These are books that aren’t really going to set anyone’s world alight, but they are well put together and satisfying reads that will make any commute pass a bit faster, or make that armchair even harder to leave. I discovered two new series this year, both available through Kindle Unlimited and worth the monthly subscription for a bit. The first was Oddjobs by Heide Goody and Iain Grant which does for Birmingham what Aaronovitch did for London and has a lovely dry sense of humour towards the oncoming apocalypse. Mark Hayden’s The King’s Watch series is a fun urban fantasy series. His writing doesn’t jump of the page like Aaronovitch’s does, but it’s very readable with some interesting characters and ideas. I charged through the first nine books in the series (13th Witch, 12 Dragons of Albion, 11th Hour, Tenfold and Nine of Wands) in just a few weeks. I then picked up his previous trilogy Operation Jigsaw (A Piece of Blue Sky, Green for Danger and In the Red Corner) which has some overlap in characters but is a straight crime thriller which was equally well done.

    Books to be avoided – 4 books (10% of the fiction)
    Two authors who I regularly pick up are Becky Chambers and Claire North; both have very interesting fresh voices, but their works end up disappointing me and both did that this year. Chambers’ Record of a Spaceborn Few had a great idea, interesting characters and some beautiful writing, but with almost no plot to hold the threads together it was ultimately unsatisfying. North had an even bigger problem in 84k which took a fairly basic idea, didn’t do enough with it and had an almost unreadable writing style.

    Hugh Howey’s Wool series was one of my standouts of 2014 and I finished my review with “I can’t wait to see what he does next”. With Kindle Unlimited I got access to his back catalogue and was sadly disappointed. both Molly Fyde and the Parsona Rescue and Half Way Home didn’t really do much with the cliche tropes they were working with and I was just a bit bored.

    Everything else – 8 books (20% of the fiction)
    These are the unremarkables, I wouldn’t really recommend you read them but I’d also not recommend you avoid them. They’re just a bit meh, not much to complain about, but not much to get excited about.

    • The Unhappy Medium by T.J. Brown – not as funny as it thinks it is, or it needs to be.
    • The Fourteenth Letter by Claire Evans – Engaging characters, superficial plot, slightly disjointed tone.
    • Bright Young Dead by Jessica Fellowes wasn’t actively bad, it was just a slightly clumsy attempt to do something utterly unremarkable, so why bother?
    • The Psychology of Time Travel by Kate Mascarenhas – never quite felt fully coherent, an interesting set up poorly delivered.
    • Penny Green 1: Limelight by Emily Organ – great characters, nice period detail and an engaging mystery, but the investigation builds so slowly it takes all the life out of it.
    • The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle by Stuart Turton – a great idea (murder mystery at a 1920’s house party with bodyswapping and time loops) but done by an inexperienced author who couldn’t hold it all together.
    • The Midnight Gang by David Walliams was a book I only really read to be able to talk to various godchildren about, it was absolutely fine for a kids book but no value add for adults.
    • Silent Nights – Christmas Mysteries edited by Martin Edwards – a nice collection of short stories, but they pretty much only work at Christmas.

    Films in December

    A rush to the end of the year and I’ve watched a ridiculous 43 films this month.

    New Releases
    Marriage Story (Netflix) – I put the film on because it appeared at the top of my Netflix page, I knew it had got some award nominations, and I couldn’t be bothered to decide what to watch. I was not expecting to be so completely gripped, moved and genuinely stunned by it. I can’t remember the last time I watched a film that felt so real, like I really was looking in on peoples’ lives. Yes, I can’t say I relate that much to an LA actress, or a New York avant garde theatre director, and I’ve not been married let alone divorced, but I really felt I was watching real emotions and behaviour. The ups and downs of the relationship are so fluid, the emotions so wide ranging and raw that I physically felt the anxiety, anger and stress that the characters were going through. Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson are phenomenal, in small moments, long speeches and high energy fights it never feels like they’re delivering a script but are really living it. The only thing stopping this being a 10 are that some of the supporting characters feel a little too extreme, their comic relief is much appreciated, but does slightly clash with the two main characters.

    Little Women (Cinema) – This is probably my favourite book of all time, I’ve read it more times than I can count and know the characters, storyline, dialogue and even the descriptions incredibly well. It feels like there’s an adaption of it for pretty much every generation of actors and I can’t actually remember any of them disappointing. Greta Gerwig is a wonderful talent and I was excited to hear she was adapting and directing a version, with a cast headlined by the equally talented Saoirse Ronan (Jo), Emma Watson (Meg), Florence Pugh (Amy). I was not disappointed.
    The book is beautifully, faithfully and lovingly retold. The only innovation is to shake the story up and tell it in overlapping timelines and flashbacks. I could certainly respect the idea, but it didn’t quite work for me as I felt it spoiled some of the storylines, big moments of character development were lost because we already knew how things would turn out. My companion didn’t like it either, he wasn’t familiar with the story and lost track of characters and ‘when’ we were. However, other than that, the production is lovely – bringing out the threads of feminism without overwhelming, beautiful chemistry from the cast, and a glorious period setting. It is also just as emotional as it should be and is at least a “two tissue” picture.

    The Two Popes (Netflix) – Two acting legends portraying two incredible people. Anthony Hopkins and Jonathan Pryce portray Popes Benedict and Francis respectively and the film spends most of the time with the two in conversation as Pope Benedict is deciding to resign. These scenes with just the two of them are absolutely gripping, the two personalities are completely at odds, but the two also have respect for each other, for the offices they hold and just as decent human beings. The discussions on theology, religion, politics are fascinating, as are the more personal conversations about football, music and growing older. I didn’t think the flashback scenes worked as well, not having the same spark and leaving me a little bored, but the film is absolutely worth watching just to watch two actors portray two fascinating people.

    Knives Out (Cinema) – I LOVE a good who-done-it, and this is a great one. It could easily have been written by Agatha Christie, but also lives easily in the present day with appropriate technology and social issues. The collection of characters are entertaining, extreme but not caricatures and funny but not ridiculous all expertly delivered by a great ensemble cast. The structure of the plot was very well done, the mystery itself really kept me guessing with different options, and the twists and turns kept things interesting and plenty of laughs along the way. The only thing I was a little disappointed by was the cinematography which I found a little dark, I’d rather everything was brighter so I could luxuriate in the locations and sets a bit more, this felt a bit washed out for the big screen. But that’s a minor quibble in a film that’s wonderful entertainment.

    Joker (Cinema) – I didn’t want to see this film. Not because I didn’t think it would be good, but because I thought it probably WOULD be good, and when the subject is as hard as this one, being good just means it’s a very hard and challenging watch and I didn’t really want that. However it’s getting to awards season and I was feeling bad I wouldn’t be able to comment on it in that context, so when I stumbled on a convenient cinema showing I decided to got for it. I’m glad I saw it in the cinema as it forced me to keep paying attention, when at home I would probably have taken the easy option and started looking away to my phone.
    The film was all the things I hoped (and feared) it would be. An incredibly well written, directed and acted character study. We all know where the character is going to end up and so it’s a film utterly without hope and an incredible sense of doom that makes it a really depressing watch. There’s no way out of that, it’s tense, bleak, violent and sad. Joaquin Phoenix however gives a completely compelling performance, so even when I didn’t want to be watching what was happening, the way he performed it was always interesting, surprising and fitting. It’s a film that from start to finish, I didn’t want to look at, but couldn’t take my eyes off.

    6 Underground (Netflix) – This is apparently the 2nd most expensive film made by Netflix (after The Irishman) and every penny is very clear to see on the screen, in fact it’s a shame it’s not on the big screen to see that money even more clearly. This is Michael Bay (mostly) doing what he does best – massive set piece action sequences. They are absolutely spectacular – epic car chases, small scale individual fights, gadgets and gizmos, gun battles and stunts. I was so utterly glued to the screen I forgot to drink my tea. Unfortunately there is considerable attempt to add plot in between the sequences and that’s less good. Ryan Reynolds rescues a lot of it through his usual wit and charm, but the character development and overall plot is an incoherent mess; I really don’t know why they bothered with it. Still, at least you can drink your tea during those bits.

    The Irishman (Netflix) – There is no escaping the fact that this ‘film’ is three and a half hour long. I’m sorry, but that just doesn’t work. If Scorsese wanted to effectively tell this sort of long life story, he should have committed to a 8 part mini-series or something. If he can’t generate that amount of content then he should have shown more control and edited it down so it was at least under 3 hours. The problem is I don’t think Scorsese wanted to do either of those, and no one told him no. The result is a film that is baggy and boring, but also very narrow focus. There are plenty of ‘episodes’ that should have been edited out of a film, and plenty of characters that could have been expanded to a mini-series (not least every single woman). The acting is impressive, and I wasn’t overly bothered by the de-aging effects, but I was really bored and it felt more like an endurance challenge than an enjoyable experience.

    Older Films
    If Beale Street Could Talk (Amazon) – I didn’t see this film during award season, mostly because by the time it came out I was feeling a bit overwhelmed by the award films and couldn’t quite face what I thought sounded like a hard hitting film about race and injustice. I was wrong. It’s actually a love story. Yes, the characters are dealing with a horrible injustice and discrimination and prejudice are a part of every second of their lives, but the driving force in the film is of love and that makes it beautiful. The direction and acting is for the most part very light, while characters are carrying huge weights, the film does not feel oppressive. The love, and the hope shine through the other bleak content, not washing away the problems or undermining them, but making them bearable for characters and audiences. A really beautiful film.

    Seven Psychopaths (Netflix) – A smart film that’s playing games effectively with structures and layers. It occasionally feels a little smug, but even that has a self aware tone that I really liked. There’s a good cast, all playing to their strengths and it forms a nice double bill with In Bruges by the same writer/director Martin McDonagh

    Catfish (Amazon) – This documentary was released in 2010 and I think filmed a couple of years before that, and I’d expected it to be badly dated by the time I finally watched it in 2019. Surprisingly, the central issues and story isn’t, although the filming quality shows its age. I didn’t actually know the details of the story beyond knowing that the term catfish has become the recognised term for using fake identities online to entrap someone, and the way the story played out kept me gripped. I didn’t entirely believe the documentary makers, the choices they made were clearly for the cameras rather than what real people would do. However the way the actual truth of the story was fascinating and really touching.

    Support the Girls (Netflix) – The more I think about this film, the more I like it. While watching it, it’s a little meandering and unclear what it’s trying to do – whether it’s a comedy or a drama, realistic or outlandish. It’s really all of those and none of them. It just follows a couple of days in the life of a manageress of a “sports bar with curves” as she tries to keep it in the narrow grey area between a family diner and a more adult bar. She’s looking after her staff and doing her best and it’s just not really working for her. Some of the characters are a bit on the extreme side to be truly believable, but it’s mostly quietly charming and has really stayed with me.

    The Whole Nine Yards (Amazon) – Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis are a surprisingly brilliant double act. Bruce Willis is playing an over the top menacing hitman, and Matthew Perry is bouncing around as the every-man dentist caught up in a suitably wacky collection of mobsters. The plot is just the right level of bonkers, with a nicely thought out subplot of Perry’s wife being horrific. Perry is on top form, throwing himself into physical slapstick and delivering dry wit with perfect timing. It’s a bit cheesy and over the top, and a very dubious bit of nudity in the middle, but on balance, I enjoyed te film.

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (Netflix) – What a brilliant film! First up, the concept of teenagers getting transported into a video game is a solid one – plenty of opportunities for great action sequences, a built in excuse that the plot of the ‘game’ doesn’t need to make sense, and lots of teenage character building to thread through the whole thing. But there are then two important factors that raise the whole thing to another level. First is the script which is witty, charming, respectful and self-aware. The writers clearly know video games and throw in loads of nods to the genres, write teenagers that feel like present day teenagers and deliver character growth that’s honest and relevant. The second thing is the cast who take that script and deliver it pitch perfect. The adult stars all take the piss out of themselves and really feel like teenagers in other people’s bodies The film is absolutely charming, hilarious and a real joy.

    Fighting with my Family (Netflix) – I couldn’t quite settle into this film. It’s a film that I think most people will find really charming – a true story that’s just made for film, colourful characters with good hearts, a mixture of laughs and heart ache, and underdogs to root for. Florence Pugh is her usual talented self adapting yet again to a completely different style and character. But I felt on edge the whole time. There were just a few too many challenges and potential disasters for me to really relax into the film to make it a true feel good film. That doesn’t make it a bad film, it just makes it a bit hard to categorise and left me feeling unsettled rather than satisfied.

    How to Train Your Dragon 3: The Hidden World (DVD) – Why do children’s films have to be so upsetting? I LOVE this series of films, the characters are so vibrant, the voice acting charming, the animation fluid and the scripts a lot of fun. I was immediately on edge when this was announced as the last of the films and everything indicated that it would be an ending. I didn’t want an ending. Even if they don’t make any more films I wanted to be able to imagine the characters living happily ever after and I didn’t want to see them saying goodbye. I finally plucked up the courage to see it and it did exactly what I expected. All the good was still there by the bucket load, but it also had a final section that left me a complete and utter blubbering wreck. Much like Toy Story 4, it wasn’t that the ending was ‘wrong’ it made perfect sense given the situation that had been written, I just didn’t see why that had to be the direction the series went. It left me incredibly sad, whereas the previous films had given me nothing but joy.

    The Great Hack (Netflix) – I’d put off watching this documentary because I didn’t want to get any more depressed, or any more angry than I already was at the sorry state of the world this year. Finally watching it now, I found it a little hard to get worked up about it all, but I think that’s down to me becoming numb to it all rather than the content having any less impact. The film focuses on Cambridge Analytica and the growing awareness of how seriously they had influenced several elections. The story is told mostly through following the investigative journalists and human rights experts unpicking the events which is an excellent way into the story, particularly given that there are still major elements that aren’t known. It’s very compelling, and the real characters are big enough to carry a film easily.
    I am always conscious in these documentaries that only one side is being told, and I felt that the film skirted over a key issue – what laws were broken, what lines were crossed? While it is clear that Cambridge Analytica definitely broke the UK data protection law when they refused to disclose someone’s personal data on request, and they seem to have lied to various investigatory bodies about deleting data… I don’t think that any of the influencing they did was actually illegal. Every marketer and politician create specific messages for key consumers/voters – it’s just that Cambridge Analytica did it better than anyone else and they were hired by specific parties. If the other side had hired them, would things have gone the other way and would this film have existed? Marketing, adverts and politics have always stretched the truth, taken things out of context and only presented one side of complicated issues; it’s the responsibility of the audience to challenge that, particularly when it comes to elections. And if the people WANT to believe what they hear, then that’s still the will of the people. It’s depressing as anything and I wish that wasn’t true, but I don’t see how you can legislate against it. Yes, we should all as individuals have better visibility and control over our data; but it doesn’t seem like that would have changed the outcome of any of this. Those that are targeted by this kind of thing will not read the privacy statements and will not question why they are being shown the ‘news’ that is appearing in their feeds. They are being shown things that they want to believe and that’s not something you can (or should?) control. Anyway, that’s more of the debate that I would have liked to see in the film.

    Fisherman’s Friends (Amazon) – A film for a quiet Sunday afternoon, or when you’re feeling a bit poorly. It’s just a nice, feel good film. The plot has all the components and turns that you’d expect – romance, sadness, underdogs, characters seeing the errors of their ways… it’s perfectly predictable, but they all work. The characters and actors aren’t A-list but they’re all familiar and charming, although I wasn’t convinced by Somerset born James Purefoy laying the Cornish accent on with a trowel. It’s a nice film, with a lovely soundtrack and some beautiful shots of Cornwall.

    Dolemite Is My Name (Netflix) – A role that was absolutely written for Eddie Murphy, playing to all his well known strengths playing larger than life comedic characters, but also his less commented upon dramatic skill at playing a REAL person. On paper the film is quite a straightforward comedy which isn’t particularly to my taste, but it’s purely Murphy’s talent that adds a depth to it that made me pay attention.

    Bullets Over Broadway (Amazon) – I find Woody Allen films very hit and miss, but generally the older the film the better. Bullets Over Broadway definitely follows this rule. It’s fast paced and fun to watch. The story and characters are on the ridiculous end of the spectrum, but they’re all a consistent level of daft so it really works. The cast is full of great character actors throwing themselves into it and delivering Allen’s words at the pace they deserve. It wasn’t exactly laugh a minute, but I had a fairly consistent smile even if I wasn’t laughing out loud.

    Horrible Histories: Rotten Romans (Amazon) – Despite many many recommendations, I’ve never seen Horrible Histories, but the film does a pretty good job of selling me on the series. The history seems pretty accurate and cleverly delivered to be both educational and entertaining. It’s got loads of details in it that reward careful watching, and it’s also really very funny. Only two things give me pause. The first is that I’m not sure I would have chosen the story of Boudicca – to maintain the family rating the horrific elements of the story are completely removed, so the Romans are slightly comedic rather than rapists. The second (on a slightly lighter note) is that I didn’t like the songs, I could see they were clever, but they felt squeezed in and they really emphasized the low budget.

    Spinning Man (Netflix) – This film is playing with some very interesting ideas that don’t *quite* land. The central character (the always charming Guy Pearce) is a suspect in a missing person case and the audience follows him along as the police, his family, and even he himself wonder whether he did it. He is shown very early on having problems with his memory, and as a professor of Philosophy he talks about the concept of truth – that no one can tell the truth, only their own understanding of what is true. The ideas are all there, and the twists and turns of the plot are well paced, but it doesn’t quite all come together. The flashback memory sequences are a bit confusing and there are a number of stupid choices made by people that make it hard to fully lose yourself in the film. But it’s a solid attempt with some good turns by Pearce, Minnie Driver and Pierce Brosnan.

    The Hole in the Ground (Netflix) – A well put together small scale horror film. I would imagine it didn’t cost a huge amount of money to make, but it’s effectively put together and uses creative camera work to really show off the locations. The plot itself is absolutely standard horror stuff that really doesn’t even attempt to do anything new with the ideas, but the concepts are classics for a reason and it’s creepy and chilling. I found myself disengaging a bit when the more action stuff kicked in, but as a whole it’s competently done.

    The Disaster Artist (Amazon) – The Disaster Artist is about an absolutely bonkers character named Tommy Wiseau who wants to be an actor but is un-hireable because he’s terrible, so he decides to make his own film, which is also terrible. The story is utterly bizarre and completely unbelievable except for the fact that it’s apparently true. It’s one of those films that is painful to watch, but also completely hypnotic. James Franko plays Wiseau completely straight making him scary and compelling, Dave Franko meanwhile plays the slightly dreary ‘normal’ actor who is caught in Wiseau’s orbit. The whole thing is just really odd. The slightly tricky thing is that it’s true except for the fact that no one knows anything about Wiseau – where he came from, how he had enough money to fully fund the movie, or how old he was. Rather than guess at that, the film just keeps all of that as a mystery which is a bit frustrating, but is a far better choice than making something up. A very weird film.

    Robin Hood (2018) (Netflix) – The legend of Robin Hood gets a film every few years and very few of them make it to the status of classic. The only 2 I can really remember are the Disney one (which is BRILLIANT) and Kevin Costner’s Prince of Thieves (which is not). I don’t think Taron Egerton’s version is going to be entering onto the list of classics. I’d heard pretty terrible things about it, but to be honest, I didn’t think it was that bad. Yeah, there were some meandering accents and historical accuracy has gone out the window, but how is that different to any of the others. At least there was a bit of a different take on the characters and storyline that meant I wasn’t bored and I find Egerton a likeable actor pretty much in anything he does. As a popcorn movie, I actually thought it was solidly entertaining, but I doubt I’d bother watching it again.

    He’s Just Not That Into You (Netflix) – Rom-coms do not date well. The world is thankfully moving pretty fast when it comes to anything related to gender and relationships and what was acceptable and funny ten years ago can easily become creepy or unequal. I think if you see a rom-com at the time and then go back to it, you can still view it fondly, but I’ve somehow not seen He’s Just Not That Into You in the 10 years since it was released and there were a few moments that I found a bit frustrating. There’s nothing that had me cringing or shouting, so it’s relatively minor stuff, but it was enough that I couldn’t quite get comfortable watching it. Which is a shame because the cast is great, and I love the way all the storylines and characters twine together and there are a lot of really lovely bits. I just wish I could have let myself enjoy it more.

    All the Money in the World (Netflix) – The problem with this film is that it’s based on a true story which is almost impossible to believe. I spent the whole thing in disbelief and reaching for my laptop to look things up. It is a fascinating story, and fascinating characters rich people behaving awfully but intersecting with ‘normal’ people; both groups look the same, but their ways of life are so completely different they can barely recognise each other. I had a problem engaging with the film as it just seemed unreal, even the most relatable character of the mother had an accent that I couldn’t get on with, although Michelle Williams was otherwise excellent.

    Missing Link (DVD) – This was unfortunately a miss for Laika studios, who had yet to put a foot wrong and really impressed with works like Kubo and the Two Strings and Coraline. However this film just didn’t really come together for me. The plot and characters were too simplistic, the visual style unremarkable, the script flat and the voice acting just a bit unremarkable. None of it was particularly bad, and it passes the time amiably enough, but it didn’t absorb me in a way that their previous works really did. I was disappointed.

    Wild Rose (Amazon) – A fairly standard film trope of the struggles of a talented underdog, trying to reach her dream, but the concept is maturely delivered here. The underdog isn’t really helping herself, she’s arrogant, obnoxious, selfish and makes mistakes over and over again. Jessie Buckley, and Julie Walters as her mother, create incredibly true and vibrant characters. However I think the rest of the film lets them down a bit. Other characters are a bit simplistic (the wonderful Sophie Okonedo is reduced to little more than a fairy godmother) and the final section has a very misjudged section that allowed everyone to have their cakes and eat them which completely undermined the previous drama. The excellent performances from Buckley and Walters can’t rescue the film from being too gritty at the start for a feel good film, and too cheesy at the end for a real drama. It’s still a good film, but it could have been something really special.

    Lovelace (Amazon) – The ‘true’ story behind porn star Linda Lovelace and Deep Throat is fascinating but also impossible to really know. The construction of the film is interesting, showing two different interpretations of events. The first is that events unfolded around Linda and while she was fully consenting to becoming a porn star, albeit in a passive and naive way. Everything is then shown a second time (based on her autobiography) where her husband is completely controlling and abusive, forcing her into prostitution and pornography. I think the duality of the story could have been delivered better. It would have been more interesting I think to have the first half of the film shown as if Chuck Traynor was the lead character, rather than seeming like it’s telling Linda’s story and then blindsiding the audience with a different version that’s still told from Linda’s point of view. The performances are well done though, particularly Amanda Seyfried who gives believable depth to each version of Linda.

    Elf (TV) – I know this ranks very highly with some people and has become a staple of some people’s Christmas playlists, but it didn’t do anything for me. Nice idea, but it just made me want to go and watch things like Big or Toys again. It wasn’t terrible, I just don’t get on with Will Ferrell

    Django (Amazon) – A classic spaghetti western and although I generally don’t get on with westerns and expected to find the dubbing annoying, I actually got along ok with the film. I wouldn’t say I was blown away, but it felt like it actually got on with things, still having some of the classic beautifully framed shots, but not dragging things out like I’ve found other westerns to. I think there’s also something about the ridiculous dubbing that kind of works with the ridiculous story and characters, like it’s all almost played for laughs. Or maybe I just had incredibly low expectations.

    The World’s End (Netflix) – The thematic sequel to Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz and unfortunately it just doesn’t live up to their pedigree. It’s a promising enough idea and the assembled cast is charming as ever, although I never quite bought into Simon Pegg as the bad boy. But after the initial entertainment from the introductions, once it actually got into the grit of the film, I found myself rather bored. The fight sequences in particularly lacked the creativity and fun of Shaun of the Dead and I just zones out. It just didn’t have the spark that the other films had.

    Mid90s (Netflix) – Noodling film about skateboarding kids in the eponymous period. Maybe for people who have a connection to that time and place, it would have meant more, but I didn’t recognise anything in it and was utterly bored. It’s another film that shows the uncomfortable awkwardness of teenage years, and another one that I just didn’t enjoy because I just don’t find it fun to watch that pain, frustration and stupidity. The acting from the young cast is impressive, and there are some well observed moments, but the film as a whole did absolutely nothing for me.

    Justice League (Netflix) – For all that I usually love a superhero film, I just generally do not get on with the DC films. The superheroes are too overpowered – they all have a ridiculous collection of skills that makes it hard to feel any jeopardy. The alter-egos are more interesting, but the film-makers have to be very good to find a way to blend the action heroics with the character angst. The film-makers responsible for the DC Extended Universe films are not up to the task. Justice League is the crowning glory, bringing together Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman and introducing Aquaman (who then gets his own film), Flash (not the one from TV) and Cyborg (who’s name I had to look up). There are just too many things thrown into this film, each character has a complicated set of skills that make no sense and just feel like they’re made up each time a new problem needs to be solved. Wonder Woman is watchable, Flash is some very welcome comic relief and Aquaman has some potential, but the rest of them are just a bit dull. The superhero genre has huge potential for films, got right they can blend fun and action, with complex character development and heart. DC just never seems to get it right.

    It’s Christmas, so there was a whole load of re-watching of classics and family films:
    Wreck-It Ralph (TV) – I don’t like the title. That really is the only criticism I have of the film, everything else about it was just so bright, original, entertaining and expertly crafted that the title really is the only thing that stands out as not being completely perfect. The care and attention that went into the design of the world, the characters and the storyline created something that seems to effortless that you come out wondering why other films aren’t that good. In many ways my gushing about this film almost doesn’t seem right, because it’s not really a groundbreaking film. It doesn’t try to do anything epic like some of Pixar’s films do, but that doesn’t feel like a lack of ambition, instead it feels like all of that creativity and skill has instead gone into producing a near perfect animation.

    Paddington 2 (Amazon) – Lovely. Just lovely. Laughs, tears. Everything. Pure loveliness.

    Inside Out (DVD) – What an incredible film. The writers of this film have clearly done vast amounts of research on not only neuroscience, but psychology and then they’ve taken that and turned it into something truly beautiful. The simplicity of the presentation and the progression towards the overall messages of understanding the contributions of different emotions are incredibly powerful. I’m tearing up just thinking about it, and I was pretty close to a blubbery mess in the film itself. It’s a film that keeps coming back to me; when I talk to people about it they keep pointing out additional levels and interpretations. It really is an incredible achievement.

    Finding Dory (TV) – How has it taken 13 years to get a sequel to Finding Nemo? Still, it was certainly worth waiting for because it was absolutely everything that Finding Nemo was. It’s laugh-out-loud funny pretty consistently and it’s emotionally manipulative as anything and had me sniffling basically from start to finish. Yeah, you have to completely suspend disbelief and it gets a bit daft at times, but it’s just so much fun. The new characters and voice actors are absolutely brilliant and I didn’t even find myself missing the characters from the tank in the previous film. Heart breaking and hilarious. Everything I want from a Pixar film.

    Zootopia (DVD) – The lines between Disney and Pixar are really blurring under John Lasseter’s leadership of Disney and that’s turning into a really really great thing for Disney. Zootropolis does all the things we’ve always expected from Pixar – smart, bright, original and with a huge heart. It’s playing with classic ideas of the cop genre, taking a keen new recruit and throwing them into the reality of the city and partnering with a more worldly wise companion (in this case a conman). I laughed pretty consistently through the film thanks to the verbal and visual gags, particularly the elegantly included grown up references that in no way would detract from a child’s entertainment. There were a couple of slower segments in the middle where plot was explained and the kids in the audience got a bit fidgety. Also the moral message was really hammered home until it became a little frustrating, but given how important a message it is, I shouldn’t really complain. Another great entry into Disney’s catalogue.

    The Muppet Christmas Carol (DVD) – Without a doubt, the best Christmas movie of all time and a staple for my Christmas schedule for decades. The music is absolutely amazing, the mixture of Dickens and Muppet is perfect and it is great fun to watch for all the family. I was lucky enough to see it on the big screen at Christmas in 2018, with a packed audience and it made me so happy I cried.

    Pokemon Detective Pikachu (DVD) – I’ve got no idea about Pokemon, but when I saw this in the cinema it was with two obsessed with pokemon go players. I think it’s really quite impressive that all of us enjoyed the film thoroughly, it quite slickly delivers both the basics for newbies and the richness for fans. I wouldn’t say I understood everything completely, but it was a kind of happy lack of understanding as it all just bubbled over me. The universe of the film feels utterly credible even if it is bonkers, it all seems to have just about enough internal consistency to let you go with it. The plot is well paced and even if elements are predictable, and twists are telegraphed it manages to put enough spin on old tropes to get the job done. But if all that sounds a bit underwhelming, the most important thing is that it’s really fun. I laughed loads and was charmed even more; Justice Smith and Ryan Reynolds both have such a natural delivery that it’s impossible not to be charmed into going with whatever they say. It’s also visually stunning, there’s so much going on (I love the use of famous buildings from around the world all blended in the new city).

    The Money Pit (DVD) – I’ve seen this film more times than I care to count and it always has me in absolute hysterics. The start and end can drag a little and now look extremely 80s but the centre section as the house disintegrates are absolutely hilarious. Tom Hanks and Shelley Long make a believable couple and do brilliant jobs of acting without words. I laugh so hard it hurts every single time I watch it.

    Mixed Nuts (Amazon) – I find I have to be in exactly the right kind of mood to watch a farce, you have to be willing to sort of throw yourself into it like the characters, letting go of reason and dignity to just enjoy the unraveling disaster. If you approach Mixed Nuts like that I think there’s stuff to enjoy in there – the characters are all insane, but the cast throws themselves into it and hits all the notes that you expect. The bits that are played more seriously fall completely flat, but thankfully are fairly thin on the ground. It’s certainly not a classic Christmas movie, but it’s not without some charm at the right time of the year.

    Happy Feet (Amazon) – A cute little film that just seems to try too hard to tick all the requirements for a great cartoon, but manages to mesh into a bit of a disjointed mess. The singing, dancing, Robin Williams, cute penguins and witty sidekicks should all add up to a fun film, but somehow it just doesn’t work. The animation felt a bit clunky, the songs felt unexciting, the accents were annoying and the plot drifted about all over the place and eventually settled on a preachy environmental issue.